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REPORT: Girl With BF Pledging Ohio State Frat "Totally Staying Together Forever"

Updated: Nov 5, 2018

FACETIME - After their weekly facetime, first-year Beverly Kassidy felt completely reassured that she and her Highschool sweetheart would be the ones to break the mold and remain together forever. The young romeo and Ohio State freshman, Liam MasterCard, told Bev, “It’s all good babe. I just accepted a bid to Fiji, so I might not be able to call you for up to 8 weeks. But that doesn’t mean I don’t love you or that I’m grinding with other girls at frat parties.” With blind faith in the word of her professed soulmate, Beverly had no reason to doubt her sweetheart. “I’m sure they’ll just have him so busy he won’t have time to call, and we’ll still text every day. I don’t even think they let pledges go to their parties. Right?” When asked whether she was worried about all the new hotties Liam would be exposed to as a new member at one of the top party schools in the nation, Bev reassured us that her beaux would never cheat, except for that one time with Vicky over winter break. But that was in the past, he's a new man.

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