DNU Considering Another Piercing
DELTA NU HOUSE - After hours of committee hearings, a Delta Nu woman is reportedly considering her fifth piercing. “I have two on each ear, and one on my nose, but I don’t think that people get that I’m not like other girls.” she told the press in an electric statement. “I really think another piercing would help people get how trendy I am”, she added. She then joked with the media, exclaiming “I don’t know where I want it yet, so if you have any ideas I’m open to them!” When one reporter suggested she get one on her bellybutton, she scoffed and said “that would be trashy”. At press time, reports indicated the woman was leaning towards a third on her left ear. However, an inside source close to DNU suggests she is actually considering the septum.