BREAKING: Ben Rush is "Kinda Chilly"
Updated: Oct 29, 2018
ACADEMIC QUAD - “Its fucking cold” area intellectual and American Revolution supporter Benjamin Rush noted on Tuesday morning. “I woke up and looked outside, and it seemed like I could just wear long sleeves”. After a week of confusing weather, Rush managed to compose himself before the media. In a rare break of character, his tone was solemn. “It’s going to get worse before it gets better”, he cautioned, before returning to statue form. Rush later reanimated to downgrade his official opinion of the weather to “kinda chilly”. Rush then permanently returned to statue form and has been unavailable for further comment.